the only time i have ever hit anyone out of pure, unadulterated anger was in Disney World when I was 4, right after these two pictures with Mickey and Goofy were taken. apparently, i hauled off and smacked my cousin greg, the little shit next to me, right across the goddamn face. no reasoning, i had just HAD IT. 

that picture with goofy might be my favorite picture of myself ever, because the absolute rage in me is palpable. and goofy is just standing there being goofy.

  1. mmichler reblogged this from mrdavidgordon and added:
    me too! i threw up like 10 juicy juices and a lunch on him while we were looking at an atlas in the car. both times he...
  2. mrdavidgordon reblogged this from mmichler and added:
    I threw up on my cousin once. He didn’t necessarily have it coming, but I ate a dirty water hot dog and that was that....